PLEASE NOTE: Because Both Books are being released at the same time, I would like the style of the book covers to complement one another. So, having the same designer would be AWESOME!
Book One: "I Can't Poop if God is Watching" would be me waiting impatiently for my 7 year old to pinch it off in Target because I have groceries outside the door melting and a bunch of other kids waiting to leave. It would be some kind of image of me outside the bathroom stall looking at my watch, and show her little legs dangling off the toilet behind the closed door, humorous, cartoon or real life, And I have attached some images that I thought might give some good ideas. She has jet black short hair, pigtails, and kind of looks like Dora the Explorer, I'll attach a picture of her too...
I have short curly reddish hair, that is my headshot attached.
Book Two: "The Things That Come Out of My Mouth" is a literal compilation of the things that I said that sounded odd even as I was saying them. Things like
"we can't leave until you bring your brother some clean underwear", "so according to your OWN calculations, it has been 4 days since you brushed your teeth.",
"this isn't a rorshack test, quit trying to figure out what it is and just wipe it up for God's sake!",
"no, you are not taking the nunchuks. You cannot take weapons to your friends house."
"No more food for anybody until the tortoise pee gets wiped up", "Wienerosity is not an actual word",
"Focus on where you are peeing WHILE you are peeing.",
"Do NOT stick your fingers into other peoples belly buttons just to see how deep it will go in. That's just gross." etc. etc. etc.
I am completely open to any kind of design, I'll attach a picture of myself and the kids... they are black, white, hispanic, male, female, ages 7 to 16. I am also open to a title change? if you think that would be better. I can send you a few pages of each book to give you a "feel" if that helps. Thanks so much!!! I'm so excited!