Putz is a new brand targetting amateur golfers that are going out on the course to have a good time:
Let’s begin with a simple truth. You play golf. But you are not a golfer.
You may look the part, have the gear, and put up the occasional number.
You love golf.
But you are not a golfer.
But we’re here to tell you that’s ok.
In fact, what you are about to hear will change the game forever.
To be clear, it won’t change YOUR game, that will likely remain highly mediocre to poor.
But we are here to make golf fun again.
Because at Putz we believe that the rounds we remember are the rounds with a story - absurd bets won, pants dropped from a dribbled drive, encounters with the cart girl, or a successful Happy Gillmore drive.
The time is now to make sure every round has a story.
One with conflict, high stakes, embarrassment, trash talk, camaraderie and an overwhelmingly painful slew of laughter.
Introducing Putz Golf, a game built for us. The many.
The players whose most essential tool has become their bluetooth speaker.
Who skullfuck our irons OB after a perfect drive.
And who feel like a kid hearing the ice cream truck music when the drink cart is in sight.
We know why you’re here. And we’re here to change golf forever.
Putz combines the best of poker, Magic the Gathering and classic golf formats into a simple game.
Chips are distributed before the round.
Each chip has a non-traditional wager.
One chip is played per hole.
Winners are crowned. Losers are shamed.
Things will change around you - music, money, clubs, substances, clothes, even feelings.
Everything will change.
And so will you.
Because you are not a golfer. You are a putz.
We’ve been expecting you.