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Dutch oven Kits are a novelty gift / joke product consisting of a fleece throw blanket packaged with a recipe card showing owners silly ways to use their blanket. The product plays off the joke of a “Dutch Oven”where a person farts while under a blanket and then pulls it over their partner's head.
What I am looking to have designed is the "Recipe Card" that will be included inside the box with the blanket. The purpose is to add another level to the joke of a Dutch Oven Kit. It is called a Recipe Card because an actual dutch oven is a cast iron cooking pot, usually used outdoors while camping.
The recipe card itself will be 3.5in wide x 8.5in high and viewed vertically. Printing will be on both sides.
The color scheme should be rustic, or "Outdoorsy." Black, White, Grays, burnt oranges, Forest or avocado greens, tans, browns and yellows (Used sparingly).
The blankets included in the current kit are brown and avocado green, so the blankets in the illustration should be the same colors. Probably 2 green, 2 brown.
The illustrations themselves can be as crude or detailed as you like. In my mind, the illustrations are a step above the crappy stick figures I drew, but I won’t turn down more detailed ideas.
The font should keep the feel of the Dutch Oven Kits logo. The fonts used in the logo are “A Love of Thunder” and “True North Bold.” If you don’t have those fonts, or you think a different font would look better, something with a similar feel is fine.
The layout drawing I have provided is just a guideline. I would like to have 2 on the front, 2 on the back, but their position is optional.
The Dutch Oven Kits logo should be on both sides of the card. In a bottom corner is fine.
Below are the descriptions of each activity that will accompany each illustration. They are listed in step by step order. I would like to keep the 1. 2. 3. format with the asterisk tip at the end.
TItle: Dutch Oven Kits - Authentic Recipes
The Classic Dutch Oven (Changed from original): 1. Earn your partner’s trust and get them to snuggle with you. 2. Fart. 3. Pull the blanket over both your heads and seal the edges. *Silent but deadly.
The Creeper (Changed from stranger): 1. Approach your partner with your blanket wrapped around you. 2. Fart. 3. Fling your blanket open, sending the fart directly at your partner. *Clothing optional.
The Fart Fortress (Fartress): 1. Construct a fort using your blanket. 2. Fart inside your fort. 3. Lure your partner inside with a tasty treat. *Collapse the fort.
The Screamin’ Eagle: 1. Perch yourself on high ground. 2. Hold your blanket behind your back, arms spread apart. 3. Fart and dive at your partner while screaming like an eagle. *Extra points for style.
I think this about covers it. If you have any questions, please ask. I have attached a (really) rough sketch of what I’m looking for as well as a .png file of our logo. Thanks!