Here is the copy we have been using for the past 5 years and would like to continue using this. HOWEVER, we will consider your creative writing as well.
Contains 100% Good Stuff! Ketchup, Beer, Molasses, Brown Sugar, Chili Powder, Onion, Spices and other secret stuff! For your bone lickin' pleasure.
Use on Chicken, Pork, Beef, Fish, Aches & Pains, Ice Cream, Snake, Desserts, Bear and All God's Critters. Best if consumed in large quantities.
I have attempted to attach an old label. I don't know if it is the accurate label because I could not open it.