I make wine, but not just any wine...
This wine is enhanced via an innovative wine making process that i have patented.
In this process, the wine is exposed to quartz crystals such as amethyst and rose-quartz which enhance it with their qualities.
Rose Quartz, called the heart stone is effective in attracting new love, romance and intimacy, or in developing a closer bond with family or friends.
*** Could be placed on the label as: "LOVE ROMANCE INTIMACY"
This might sound a little mystic at first, but being an engineer, I've tested it scientifically and proven several additional findings:
1. Enhanced wine soften the "tannins" in the wine making it "softer" and more pleasant to drink.
2. Enhanced wine changes the aroma of the wine, depending on the crystal.
3. Enhanced wine reverses the oxidation of the wine, fixing wine that turned bad by being exposed to too much air.