Create an Uber-Asian "MOCHI MAN" character and design for a mochi ice cream cart business.

I'd like the illustration/logo to be on a black T-shirt (background).
The T-shirt lettering is: "MOCHI MAN Ice cream you can eat with your
fingers!" I'd like the "MOCHI MAN" to be in exaggerated,
Asian-looking,
Roman letters and centered above the character and the "Ice cream you
can eat with your fingers" lettering to be creatively placed (
perhaps
curving around the image somehow.)The central character should be
modeled almost exactly from the photo of the porcelain statue I've
attached. I'd like the same exaggerated feet, flared pants, muscles
(maybe even more exaggerated) and would like his right hand to be
open
flat (palm up) and holding a really, really giant, green tea mochi
ball (with
teeth marks in it as if bitten). The outside Michu part should be
darker green than the inside ice cream part. His face should be
facing
forward (not looking up and back like the statue) with a great
anime-like face with a smile and very exaggerated epicanthic folds in
the eyes. Uber-gay and uber-Asian would be great! Please put a very
stylized Asian (Vietnamese-like) rice paddy hat on his head. I'd like
the pants to be a very neon purple with an orange
cummerbund/belt/flowing fabric between his legs to be orange. The
skin
should be normal skin-tone, the hat can be bright yellow and give the
pants large cuffs that are bright blue, lips red, Asian style houses
far in the background on one side can be Chinese red and
yellow/green/brown (see attached idea pic) and giant green bamboo on
the other side of the Mochi Man character to balance the picture.
These should be smaller background images that don't compete with the
mochi man character or mochi ball. The words "MOCHI MAN" (see the
sample "karate" lettering style )should be in neon pink and the
lettering "Ice cream you can eat with your fingers!" can be in neon
blue like the pant cuffs. These letters should be a regular print
font. Please make the design as large as will fit on the front of a
T-shirt nicely. I'm open to suggestions or changes!

Please use the wording "MOCHI MAN" in neon pink centered above the
mochi man character. This should be in highly-stylized "Asian writing"
like the word "karate" provided in the uploaded pic. "Ice cream you
can eat with your fingers!" should be in neon blue creatively placed
somewhere around the picture.